Listeners, are you cold? Just a little bit? Feel a thin chill on your skin?
Maybe you’ve wrapped your arms over each other, and you’re rubbing them softly but vigorously?
You’re so cold!
And now you’ve pulled your arms entirely into your shirt, trying to maximize the body heat of skin contact. You’ve pulled in your arms, and you’re rocking your body forward and back…
What about your ears and nose? So very, very cold!
Ask a friend to borrow a sweater, try that. Go on!
No one’s around! Uh-oh! You don’t actually know a single person, do you?
Your life may be a total lie.
Well, at best a fever dream.
Or someone else’s night terror.
That’s probably it.
You’re very cold.
And no one to help you. Or hear you.
Look around. All gray, windowless walls, right?
Not even a door.
How much air do you have left? How are you even breathing?
There can’t be much air left.
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Episode 48 - Renovations(via nightvalequotes)